Muscle March Makes US Debut

The game that almost certainly will traumatize a generation has made it to US shores.

Muscle March, perhaps the most controversial thing to come out of Japan since its attack on Pearl Harbor, made its debut on WiiWare today.

The game is about a group of bodybuilders, and a bear for some reason, who get their protein shake stolen. Its up to you to chase after the thief by changing positions to fit through holes in walls while you chase them. Availablefor a mere 500 Wiipoints ($5.00).